Spiritual Teacher guarantees results: Eternal Happiness, a good meal & good laugh but not Bertrand Russell's mistresses. Avoid abusive gurus, spiritual culture & Sigmund Freud's psycho-emotional problems. Much more healthier than Deepak Chopra, Anthony Robbins, Andrew Cohen, John de Ruiter, Jesus Christ, Tony Parsons & Ken Wilber

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A (Uniquely Compromising) Spiritual Teacher's Guarantee

If you come to a London Dialogue meeting I personally promise that you will have the opportunity to:

Solve all your problems.
Have Eternal Happiness.
Get a good meal.

Of course, I might be being set up by my attendees - some sort of cosmic Sting. Maybe they are just faking the results and waiting to sue me when I start guaranteeing results?

Oshana - A Uniquely Compromising Spiritual "Teacher"

Want to have a good laugh?

Spirituality isn’t all about rice and peas everyday, meditator’s sore bottom and evading the clutches of abusive gurus.

Want to finish The Job?

Or do you like sitting around while new-converts take over the mic and preach you into senseless? I suppose it’s more natural than sleeping pills.

Have you been filled with more philosophy than one of Bertrand Russell’s mistresses?

Let go!

Happiness is *not* :

-a philosophy
-a technique
-an attainment

Happiness is what you really are. I’ve been proving that to scores of people all over the Europe, and disproving many of the ridiculous ideas we have been infected with from "spiritual culture".

All you have to do is relax into it. Give up your concerns, tensions, worries and issues.

Easier said than done? Actually, it’s easily said and done simultaneously.

At my Dialogue meetings you raise your questions and then take a peek at your most chronic psycho-emotional problems (don’t worry no-one will notice)....and find they have miraculously disappeared! Just like that!

These meetings are unique. Sigmund Freud, Deepak Chopra, Anthony Robbins, Andrew Cohen, John de Ruiter, Jesus Christ, Tony Parsons and Ken Wilber (add your own favourite name here XXXX ) may all give you something but have they made you happy yet?

Oshana.

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Subscribe today. You know your whole life has been leading to This.

Better yet come to one of the regular London Meetings.

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